151 - Promising

 So, here I'm going to waffle on a bit about WandaVision, which will also touch on the season 2 finale of The Mandalorian. If you don't want to know what happens. please do not read on.

I'll Rot-13 the text so that you don't accidentally look down and see something you may not want to see. To translate, head to https://rot13.com/ 

So...

Gur znva ceboyrz jvgu gur JnaqnIvfvba jnfa'g gung vg jnf onq, cre fr, engure guna vg jnf vaperqvoyl nagvpyvznpgvp fvapr jr jrer cebzvfrq na nccrnenapr ol n punenpgre gung jbhyq or ba n cne jvgu gur frnfba 2 svanyr bs Gur Znaqnybevna. 

Abj, gung rcvfbqr nofbyhgryl frgf gur one irel uvtu. Vg srngherf na nccrnenapr ol n qr-ntrq Znex Unzvyy cynlvat Yhxr Fxljnyxre ng gur irel urvtug bs uvf Wrqv cbjref. Nyy ubcr sbe bhe urebrf ybbxf ybfg, ohg gura na K-Jvat chyyf hc, ynaqf, naq onz... Yhxr phgf guebhtu jnir nsgre jnir bs rarzl, qvfcngpuvat gurz jvgu rnfr. Vg'f n gehyl nznmvat, chapu gur nve, bu lrf zbzrag. 

Vs lbh'er tbvat gb fnl gung fbzrguvat va JnaqnIvfvba vf ng gung yriry, lbh'er rkcrpgvat fbzrguvat terng urer. 

V unir gb cbvag bhg urer, gung crbcyr unir graqrq gb pbasyngr gjb qvssrerag pbzzragf nobhg gur svanyr nf vs gurl jrer bar. Bar jnf gur pbzzrag nobhg gur Yhxr Fxljnyxre yriry nccrnenapr; guvf jnf zragvbarq rneyvre va gur frnfba, naq unqa'g lrg unccrarq ol gur svanyr. Gur frpbaq jnf n pbzzrag sebz Cnhy Orggnal gung gurer jnf fbzrbar va gur svanyr ur irel zhpu rawblrq npgvat bccbfvgr. Znal gura nffhzrq gur ynggre nyfb ersreerq gb gur sbezre. 

Pyrneyl vg qvqa'g, nf Orggnal'f pbzzrag jnf uvz univat n ovg bs n ynhtu gnyxvat nobhg gur fprarf - vapyhqvat gur "Gevttre'f Oebbz" fprar - jurer ur jnf cynlvat gjb qvssrerag irefvbaf bs gur ivfvba. Gung jnf pyrneyl n qvssrerag guvat.

Guhf, fcrphyngvba tngurerq nf gb jub guvf nccrnenapr pbhyq or. Anzrf guebja hc vapyhqrq Errq Evpuneqf (nf cbgragvnyyl orvat gur nrebfcnpr ratvarre gung unq orra ersreerq gb va n pbhcyr bs rcvfbqrf; jvgu Wbua Xenfvafxv znxvat uvf jvqryl fcrphyngrq qrohg nf guvf punenpgre), n zhygvirefr irefvba bs Zntargb (yvxryl Zvpunry Snfforaqre), naq n ubfg bs bgure anzrf pbzvat guebhtu gur zhygvirefr va gb gur Zneiry Pvarzngvp Havirefr.

(Vapvqragnyyl; unf vg rire orra fgngrq juvpu Rnegu gur ZPH vf? Gur pbzvpf ner Rnegu 616, ohg V qba'g erpnyy juvpu Rnegu gur ZPH vf.)

Fb, jura gur svanyr pnzr naq jrag, jvgubhg rira n uvag bs n Yhxr Fxljnyxre yriry nccrnenapr... jryy, lbh pna vzntvar ubj sehfgengvat guvf jnf. Vs lbh'er tbvat gb fnl gung fbzrguvat yvxr guvf vf unccravat, lbh'ir tbg gb qryvire ba vg. Guvf qvqa'g. Abe qvq gur svanyr bcra gur qbbef gb gur zhygvirefr. V pbhyqa'g uryc ohg guvax bs gur fgbel bs gur obl jub pevrq jbys!

Gur guvat vf, gubhtu, vg jnf n cerggl qnza fngvfslvat raq gb gur fubj. Vg svavfurq gur fgbel vg jnf gryyvat, cynagrq frrqf sbe shgher Zneiry fgbevrf (nf gur zbivrf nyjnlf qb), naq unq fhpu urnegoernxvat zbzragf. Jura Jnaqn ybfg obgu xvqf naq Ivfvba nf gur Urk pbyyncfrq va ba vgfrys jnf unaqyrq ornhgvshyyl. Naq jura Jnaqn hfrq Ntngun'f bja gevpxf ba ure vg jnf whfg vqrny. Vg jnf n qnza tbbq svanyr, naq V nz fher gung jura V er-jngpu vg xabjvat jung vg vf, engure guna jung vg'f fcrphyngrq gb or, V'yy rawbl vg zber. (Rkuvovg N; Gjva Crnxf Sver Jnyx Jvgu Zr. Erzvaq zr gb lnx nobhg gung bar qnl.)

Bar guvat V guvax jvyy erznva qvfnccbvagvat vf gur Cvrgeb erirny; gung ur jnfa'g ernyyl n Cvrgeb sebz fbzrjurer va gur zhygvirefr, naq jnf whfg n abezny crefba, jub unccrarq gb ybbx yvxr Jnaqn'f oebgure sebz nabgure havirefr, naq jnf whfg tvira gur punenpgrevfngvba ol Ntngun. 

Birenyy, guvf jnf n qnza svar frevrf. Whfg, cyrnfr, jura vg pbzrf gb shegure fubjf; qba'g fnl gurer'f n jbys jura gurer vfa'g...